In this column, I want to reframe how the Amherst community discusses sex, in relation to all aspects of sex or, in this case, the lack of it altogether. Iā€™m talking about self-pleasuring ā€” the orgasmic feeling you receive due to your sensational hands.

Academics are, of course, the priority in our lives as proud Lord Jeffs, but sex should be important, too. Sex, dating, relationships and hooking up are all amazing and deserve more credit on campus ā€” or rather, more attention.